I just started my job as an after school teacher's aid i.e. babysitting in a group setting for rich peoples kids... and this has been my first week. I go to my internship in the mornings and be professional and not wear jeans and always include a salutation in an e mail... then after and hour break in the park in China Town usually watching pigeons and old Chinese people do Tai Chi I head to the K to 8 after school program... talk about an environment change. Esteemed colleague, sincerest regrets and warm regards to why are you licking me, don't eat that and why is this sticky... very weird lifestyle warp.
So you know how people always say that working with kids is rewarding and they always say profound things that make you realize the important things in life and help you to put everything in perspective....
Lies...
All lies...
This week an adorable little girl with long curly hair and sweet eyes farted on me then ran away, then one little boy started licking my hand when I was talking to another teacher then this
Today, a little boy asked me why I am pregnant...
I told him I was not
He asked me why not!!!! he informed me he would immediately find me a boyfriend so I could get pregnant.
I responded that I had a boyfriend.
He asked then why ever was I not pregnant??!!!
I told him we were too young.
He asked how old I was.
How old do you think I am??
36...
So apparently I am 36 and pregnant...
Great
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